This fits in this thread and shows I don't hate small dogs lol:

I was playing with my friends min pin/chihuahua mix yesterday, so he's half german lol. He's a funny little dog. He protects whomever's lap he's on. He was sitting on my lap and my friend pretended to hit me and he bit him. Then he also bit me when i tried to readjust him since he was sliding off my lap. I thought we were friends, guess not...