Maybe everyone ought to try out the Ewell Gibbons Diet. Plenty of Fiber in that diet.

How many of ya out there have heard of Ewell Gibbons? Probably just us old fogies will remember him.

Oh, and Will.....My youngest daughter always orders her Hamburger with no bun. Just ketchup, lettuce and pickle on it. But that's not near as messy as you are talking about.