I gave examples that didn't involve bleach though. How was that not what you wanted?
You're right. One post in this entire 3 page thread somewhat resembles what I was thinking of. That one post is buried under a page and a half discussion of bleach (That'll teach me to use an example) and another full page+ of you acting like a jacknugget. And probably me acting like one as well. I dunno, hard to see outside yourself once you get going.