Mike doesn't have birthdays, he only has sorrow because he's never felt an Angolan's scales....
If i ever visit arizona im just walking into your house and touching all your snakes. It'll be weird when you walk in and im just sitting there in the middle of the room with all the cages open and snakes everywhere.
P.S.- i like iced tea so if you could have some cold in the fridge for me that'd be fantastic. Touching all those snakes will leave me rather parched, i'd imagine.