It's 4am here, can't sleep.

[Archimedes]

Who needs relationships when you got balls?

Your date brings you sushi? HAH. My girls lay eggs for me and make me MOAR BALLSssss!!!

Uuuugh how I wish. I don't have the money for breeder animals right now, my baby's a pet store brat so I'm not planning to breed him. (Note, ze is actually unsexed, but since he's not a breeder I figure it doesn't matter too much, haha.)

Yummy sushi! My date bought me a case of my favorite seasonal beer, woohoo! But he's scared to hang out with my family (really dude? you're 40!), so we'll see how soon that gets old. Disclaimer - it has been a couple of months, and my parents are actually incredibly cool people to hang out with, just ask Deborah and Robin.

Dude my date walked up to my dad and shook his hand on our first actual date. DEFINITELY some brownie points there too, haha. The guy actually wants to hang out and talk trains with me dad, but then my dad always ends up stealing my boyfriends somehow