Haha I've had a similar situation to happen to me!
I had been talking to this girl for about a month n a half. We went on a ton of dates n this girl seemed perfect. Beautiful blonde southern girl. Doesn't get any better then that!

Well long story short, I finally felt it was okay to invite her over to my house. She was instantly hooked on all the animals in my house n was dying to hold a snake. She then decided she wanted to hold my big snake. (Get your head out of the gutter) So she preceded to pick up my 8 foot, 3700g coral albino boa. She sat down on the couch with him n everything seemed fine. Well jokes on me... It was all but fine. Dyno then took the biggest crap I've ever seen ACROSS THE BACK OF HER NECK!

This was a confusing moment for my snake n I cause I couldn't tell if he didnt like her, or he was hookin his dad up by gettin this girl in the shower with me

Unfortunately that relationship didnt work out to me being military So i am still very much single but thank Dyno for that experience