My sister in law is a kindergarten teacher. She had two kids, brothers, that came through her class.
Orangejello
Lemonjello
....
Not even joking.

And Mike, I don't think most people are saying that the people are wrong, but the parents, for making their children live with these terrible names.

I've heard of a guy named Benjamin Dover on an AM radio talk show (it was a local, political talk show so it wasn't a funny stage name) He had a caller once that was like "Hey Ben" And he corrected him immediately, "It's Benjamin."
Ben Dover..

I've heard of the La-a, couldn't believe it was true.
Airwrecka, that's just...wow.

Other names that make me cringe, are imo "stage names" if you know what I mean...examples: Destiny, Mercedes, Cherry, Miracle, Porche, etc