Actual snippet of a conversation with a neighbor: " I love my hubby, he's a great guy. I just wish he wasn't so jealous." Neighbor asks, " jealous? why does he think you are sneaking around?" Me: " No no, nothing like that, he's just jealous my balls are so much bigger than his. He thinks it's not fair." Neighbor gives me 30 second blank stare, then clears her throat nervously as she is struggling to think of what to say. I quickly realize my massive goof, and try to repair the damage. " No, I didn't mean anything like that! We both raise snakes! Ball pythons! I got started collecting early, and so mine are bigger than his are."
At this point, neighbor decided she liked the idea of my having male parts better than the idea of my having snakes, and turns around to go back home. I guess I should have let her think I was a she-male.
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