Hahahahaha! That's totlay me. I end up making a beer batter and throw everything in. We call it a fry party. I don't care what it is it goes in! I have a turkey fryer I use and man things get ugly quick! End up going to the freezer section of the store and buy it out then dump it in hot oil and everyone is happy.
Sorry this is so funny to me. But we have the same problem as Rob, starts as wings and turns into a bunch of stuff being fried we don't need. But if the beer is cold it's all good!