Allright, here's one.
Cupid is hanging out in a park in the city and he sees theses two statues: a naked man and a naked woman. The statues are gazing into each other's eyes and thier hands are reaching towards each other, but just out of touching distance.
Now Cupid feels bad for these statues who seem in love but never get to touch each other so he brings them both to life..........
The man and the woman embrace and then run off into some nearby bushes where alot of commotion and rustling soon begins. They come back out shortly after, hair messed up, and looking quite satisfied.
They assume thier positions and wait to become statues again. To this Cupid tells them that they are free, and will never be a statue made of stone again so if they want another go in the shrubbery, why go ahead. Hearing this wonderful news, the woman turns to the man and exclaims "Fantastic! This time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on it!"