this reminds me, my 90 year old great uncle told me a funny joke last night... it's a little x-rated, so children... don't read.. haha







a pirate walks into a bar, and has a steering wheel in his pants. everybody is staring and pointing and laughing at him. he sits down, orders an Ale. the bartender fixes up his ale, then hands it to him and says "here's your drink sir, but could you please tell me why you have a steering wheel in your pants??"

the pirate then replies, in the most articulate pirate voice ever... "i don't know, but it's driving me nuts!!"
ahahah