Uh, I guess he might if you paid him to.
Otherwise, I think he'd rather run away from home....
[they take about 2 days of non-stop griping and snake-cussing, each...wait'll he finds I that I'd like a bigger house for Bob, now]
The irony is that if you showed up here and made a huge fuss about how wonderful they are, he'd happily make you one.
[ya gotta know how to work him]
>:-)