My episode is going to be called, 'The Business End of a Ball Python'

[Rob]

"She was just playing. I've raised her since she was a baby, she sees me as another ball python."

(Cut to fake psychologist) : "Brandi's case is pretty text book."

You sound like you have a future writing for animal planet lol

[SquamishSerpents]

Brandi you are too funny!

I think you need a shot of tequila, STAT! I can't even imagine the pain you must be in!

[babyknees]

This thread has me laughing uncontrollably. Your Animal Planet impersonation is too good.

[sorraia]

And then there's the part about how your family and friends have suffered as a result of your choices to keep such a dangerous creature!

[BrandiR]

And then there's the part about how your family and friends have suffered as a result of your choices to keep such a dangerous creature!

I've distanced myself from them.

[Valley]

You need to add a *Warning Graphic Image* to the title of your post. I almost swooned from the amount of blood!

And welcome to the club!

Haha