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    A Joke

    What concert costs 45 cents?

    50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
    - Mason

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    Re: A Joke

    Har Har Hardy Har Har. That's my 0.02

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    Re: A Joke

    Haha . . . .slow clap
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    Boooo

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    hahaha booooo
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    Re: A Joke

    I like this thread already!

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    In little nazis.

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    A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish..'

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    God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'

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    Another Joke

    Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

    Because she grew out of her B-shells.
    - Mason

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