Wow, you could pierce the tension in this thread with a...welllllll, anyway! Hahahahahaha! I currently have zero piercings or tats but have plans for ink in three places (my left thigh, a poem I like and swallows [birds] on each side of my upper chest/clavicle area). The piercing I have yet to commit on but it's definitely been researched and looked into, I just have to decide to "man" up, so to speak and do it, lol!