Maybe I should get one. My boyfriend is working out of town. In the 30 hours he's been gone this week my cat has chewed up the power cord to his computer, I've melted a plastic spatula, his blueray player is on the Fritz (I think that one's just an incorrect install on my part), and I spilled an entire Costco sized bag of oatmeal. That's going to be one of those messes you keep finding traces of for years!Originally Posted by RoseyReps
I still have four days to go. He's 32 and far more serious and logical than I. Be straight with me, what are the chances I could pull off, "That damned elf is trying my last nerve! You wont even believe what he did now!"?
"I know it sounds ridiculous, but it's not just me! Check out Facebook, it's happening to everyone! One even took a crap on a fresh baked cookie in the middle of the night!"
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