I own the dumbest cat in the entire solar system, come for a visit and I'll prove it! He's also extremely skittish, and for no good reason. I've had him since he was 2-3 months old. When he was a baby, he looked like a baby squirrel. Pointed head/face, skinny body, bushy tail. He was the runt of the litter. He also had weird bumps all over his head, so his first name was "Bumpy".

Back then, time came to find homes for Bumpy and his siblings. There was "Ramone", "Don't Touch Me", & "Muh Nukka". All of Bumpy's siblings were taken, except him. Bumpy turned into "Squirrel". Better name, I thought. Decided to keep him, myself. He DID always curl up on my chest after work, and watched Judge Judy with me! He's pretty spoiled.

Never understood why he's so skittish. Seriously, all I have to do is move my arm or leg and he's running for the hills! He has never, ever been abused. Not once. I just don't get it. I was coming out of our bedroom, today, and he was coming in. He came around the corner, saw me, and bolted between my feet causing me to fall into the bedroom door. Put my elbow through the door. Elbow is bloody and the door has a hole half-way through it, now. Anyone ever have a weird-ass cat like that?