Dude just call it a Royal. That will confuse as well as scare.
People freak out over the dumbest stuff in a conversation that won't even effect their lives. For instance, last week I finally got a food scale from wally world, the nosy lady behind me in line said," What you gonna weigh your food or somethin', you on a diet?"
I said, "No this for weighing snakes and rats"
She jump back and said, "Now your staring to scare me." with a few expletives thrown in.
It was funny to me how emotion and programming took over this person's sense of logic. Scared of an idea and a scale, funny.