Liar, Liar Pants on Fire!

[BrandiR]

Just so you know...in many many localities and states in the US...skipping on jury duty is chargeable offense...and in some areas carries heavy fines and/or short jail times as you can be charged with contempt of court and a few other things.

Yeah, I know. The last time was five years ago and I was busy. I'll probably call in next time.