Retail Memories/Nightmare stories

[RoseyReps]

I managed an Edible arrangements for awhile and my favorite calls were always the ones that complained their fruit was going bad, after looking up when it was delivered it was typically a week plus...sorry its not magic fruit!

Not really retail, but at the zoo someone called in to give us a heads up that her neighbor was filing a complaint and was going to turn us in because our hippos don't have water to swim in... our customer service person tried to ensure they had the right zoo because we don't have a hippo..after continuing to argue about whether we had a hippo or not, because they would for sure know better, they were talking about the rhinos.. Who had wollowing holes and drinking water that is kinda hidden from public view..
The thing that pisses me off the Most are the people who try to feed the animals junk food and gum and then get mad at me for telling then they can kill our animals because they don't know their diets..
I tried to avoid retail like the plague but you can never fully escape the stupid...

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bwhahaha Sorry, the hippo thing...
My 3yr old can tell the difference between a hippo and a rhino...seriously...people oye.

One thing that always happened at the pet store, was we would constantly get people freaking out because we had "Roaches / maggots" (Crickets / mealworms) in our reptiles tanks. Oh my god those poor lizards! They're making them eat roaches and maggots! How cruel! Someone call animal control!