My husband and I own a bar. I'm not even going to start with the drunk customer stories...lol

When I worked at petland though, I got pulled out of the back to help a customer with beardies. Everyone was snickering and huddled around the corner because they couldn't keep a straight face talking to the women. She was wearing a completely see through dress. No undergarments to speak of. She ended up buying a juvenile bearded, and everything that went with it. Full spectrum lighting, climbs, basking rock (actual rock, not heat rock) vitamins, everything. She came back in every week to buy crickets and other bugs for him, always brought him in to see me (happy to say he was fat, happy and nicely colored) and always wore a see through dress...

We had a crazy or two there aswell...one homely look woman we called the "pleco lady" would firmly grasp your arm and take you to every fishtank on the wall asking about the pleco fish (big black sucker fish) she would keep you for hours. Same questions, different tank. Same fish, same questions, next tank...it was a headache, but I think she just wanted someone to talk to. Even if it was a bit repeditive