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You act all hungry, refuse all food, but then bite the first human hand you see.
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You decide that charging straight off the sofa/kitchen table is the best and most efficient way down to the floor.
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...if you can lecture Colubrids about the meaning of old school.
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Re: You might be a Ball Python if...
You've ever been left in your room with your dinner.
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You've ever passed gas in the middle of the night so loudly it wakes everyone in the room up.
BPs...
2.3 Normals, 1.1 Pastels, 0.1 Spider, 1.1 100% het albinos, 1.1 albinos, 1.0 Mojave, 1.1 het pieds, 1.0 lesser, 0.1 pinstripe, 0.1 YB
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0.1 black motley corn, 0.1 western hognose
Wait, you have how many snakes???
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Re: You might be a Ball Python if...
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You've ever passed gas in the middle of the night so loudly it wakes everyone in the room up.
Guilty.
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Re: You might be a Ball Python if...
Originally Posted by swansonbb
You've ever passed gas in the middle of the night so loudly it wakes everyone in the room up.
OK this I do and I am human 
Robie
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you crap in the water you drink, or you paint poopy pictures in your room
Ryan Hatmaker - Hatmaker Reptiles-
Colubrids and Sand Boas
"Once you get your first snake, you've sold your soul to reptiles. You can try to leave or run away... but they will find you."
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Re: You might be a Ball Python if...
Constantly cold, yet refuses to cuddle.
Flicks tongue, but not trying to a 'kiss' affectionately.
Gets in the most uncomfortable, unrealistic, unimaginable positions to eat a rat, when you could just lay flat and easily eat it.
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You drop off a layer of old skin every so often lol
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Ball Python
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If being a glutton is encouraged...
If your escape skills surpass Houdini's....
If huffing and puffing is your number 1 line of defense...
Joe
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working with Phantom, Black Head, Cypress, Special, Lesser, Het Daddy, Leopard, Spotnose, YB, OD, Hypo, Desert Ghost and Clown.
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