Quote Originally Posted by TheSnakeGuy View Post
Similar grossness: Working a cash register at Hobby Lobby. The customer is a woman of probably 300+ pounds. I tell her the total of her purchase, after which she reaches into her bra, pulls out a sweaty credit card, wipes it on the thigh of her pants and tries to hand it to me. I simply said, "no." I grabbed the credit card reader and stretched it 3 feet from the register to her and let her slide it herself. Ladies it is NOT ok to store s*** in your bra! Us guys don't put our wallets or keys next to our balls for safe keeping. That's what pockets and purses are for.
Someone else mentioned this too. I had no idea so many women do that!

(PS, I don't think you're allowed to talk about balls unless you mean snakes, so if it comes up let's say that's what you meant)