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    Re: On today' episode of 'Did That Just Happen?'...

    Similar grossness: Working a cash register at Hobby Lobby. The customer is a woman of probably 300+ pounds. I tell her the total of her purchase, after which she reaches into her bra, pulls out a sweaty credit card, wipes it on the thigh of her pants and tries to hand it to me. I simply said, "no." I grabbed the credit card reader and stretched it 3 feet from the register to her and let her slide it herself. Ladies it is NOT ok to store s*** in your bra! Us guys don't put our wallets or keys next to our balls for safe keeping. That's what pockets and purses are for.
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    Re: On today' episode of 'Did That Just Happen?'...

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnakeGuy View Post
    Similar grossness: Working a cash register at Hobby Lobby. The customer is a woman of probably 300+ pounds. I tell her the total of her purchase, after which she reaches into her bra, pulls out a sweaty credit card, wipes it on the thigh of her pants and tries to hand it to me. I simply said, "no." I grabbed the credit card reader and stretched it 3 feet from the register to her and let her slide it herself. Ladies it is NOT ok to store s*** in your bra! Us guys don't put our wallets or keys next to our balls for safe keeping. That's what pockets and purses are for.
    Someone else mentioned this too. I had no idea so many women do that!

    (PS, I don't think you're allowed to talk about balls unless you mean snakes, so if it comes up let's say that's what you meant)
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    Ok, Ok.. I've used my bra as a pocket before. But not for money...just my cell for a few minutes when I needed both hands. Oh well. No one touches my cell anyways so *shrug*

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    Re: On today' episode of 'Did That Just Happen?'...

    Quote Originally Posted by RoseyReps View Post
    Ok, Ok.. I've used my bra as a pocket before. But not for money...just my cell for a few minutes when I needed both hands. Oh well. No one touches my cell anyways so *shrug*
    I'm one of those people who pictures in my head every scenario I'm presented with. My mind's eye just saw you whip your phone out of your bra (and you weren't graceful about it), lick it in an exaggerated manner, and proceed to make a phone call. I don't know who you called, I banished the thought before it got that far (I found the hidden emoticons!)
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    Re: On today' episode of 'Did That Just Happen?'...

    Quote Originally Posted by BrandiR View Post
    I'm one of those people who pictures in my head every scenario I'm presented with. My mind's eye just saw you whip your phone out of your bra (and you weren't graceful about it), lick it in an exaggerated manner, and proceed to make a phone call. I don't know who you called, I banished the thought before it got that far (I found the hidden emoticons!)
    OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU KNOW? Er...I mean...

    Thankfully licking electronics, or anything not usually lickable, isn't really my cup of tea.


    Thank you Brandi, btw, for this quirky subject. Never thought I would have a need for the term lickable on a forum. Lol

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