Quote Originally Posted by SquamishSerpents View Post
Put a bottle of lotion on the counter for them to use. Before they go for their rings, say "if you need some lubricant, I've got some lotion here!"
I've actually tried this! Not with lotion, and not exactly the same wording
I was once accused of implying that the lady had fat fingers. She did, but that isn't why I suggested using the Windex.