Proper response when asked....

[RoseyReps]

Because theyre awesome. See, im a rather awesome person so its only fitting that i own an awesome pet.

Thats the approach i would take.

I have actually said this before. ^^^

Being awesome isn't for everyone, but if you are awesome, you need a pet that accents your awesomeness. You might not be able to handle the awesomeness of reptiles, but I can.

I'm Tiffany, and I approve this message.