About 12 years ago I was wrapped by an adult female, my fault btw, and while scary for a second was in the end just a bunch of little holes in a half circle.

Now the Collie mix dog that chewed on my forearm as a young teenager gave me a proper bite. The worst, most traumatic anyway, was the neighborhood doberman that pinned and chomped the face when I was real little, like 4-6: too young to understand the implication of the phrase "police dog".

Give me a ball python bite any day.