So the world is going to end soon, right?

[MrLang]

Nope.. It's actually ending in one week.. I got the low-down.. So everyone with really cool snakes should just send em to me right away. I'll give them the best last few days of their life ever. That way you can enjoy your time with your families

Oh, I also have some ocean front property in AZ I'm selling for real cheap if you're interested!

This reminds me... in May or whenever 'the rapture' or whatever where jesus flies out of the sky and picks all the fanboys and carries them off into the stars was supposed to happen

some people made a website where they, as atheists, would care for your pets after you are taken to heaven for a nominal, non-refundable fee up front

I'm pretty sure I read that they made a stupid sum of money from it.