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    if the first thing you do in the morning is check humidity and temps

    when you are bummed out that it is the day after feeding and you cant hold your balls for another 24 hours

    when you text home every couple of hours about humidity and temps

    when your four year old asks you to see videos on youtube about feeding snakes (THE RIGHT WAY OF COURSE)
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    Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........

    Quote Originally Posted by darthkevin View Post
    if the first thing you do in the morning is check humidity and temps

    when you are bummed out that it is the day after feeding and you cant hold your balls for another 24 hours

    when you text home every couple of hours about humidity and temps

    when your four year old asks you to see videos on youtube about feeding snakes (THE RIGHT WAY OF COURSE)
    lol my wife is not into balls as much as I'm (lol that could be taken out of context) but she does help by checking the humidity when I'm at work.

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    Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........

    ...if you're watching tv with a rat pup in a baggie thawing in your armpit. True story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidget View Post
    ...if you're watching tv with a rat pup in a baggie thawing in your armpit. True story.
    LMAO!!! And this is one of the greatest threads, ever...... :p

    So mine for tonight.......

    You grab one of your normal males (because you need to learn how to pop, but are terrified of hurting them) and by barely touching, squeeze out some sperm! Funny part was when I carried him in to show my husband (laughing all the way ) and he said- "EW, gross, go put him back and wash your hands!". LMFAO!!!!

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    Buying new live feeders three times in a row because they keep growing too big for my dainty little Indy.. sigh..
    And getting all excited about breeding you start blabbing about genetics in front of people who have no idea what you're talking about...
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    if you have ever reached into your fridge for a beer and accidentally pulled out a rat, you might be a ball python keeper!
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    If you are making donuts at work and you find ones that arent perfectly round and you call them slugs

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    Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........

    If your husband brings you a little sugar and it isn't a kiss.

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    Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........

    If you have a snake in qt on your kitchen table, because there are snakes in every other room...

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    You might be a ball python keeper..........

    Quote Originally Posted by DrDooLittle View Post
    If you have a snake in qt on your kitchen table, because there are snakes in every other room...

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    If you forgot all about this thread and happy Doolittle dug it out!

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