Holy crap, I finally found her; but I'm shocked that I did! Thanks for the suggestions guys! I had searched everywhere in the house up to maybe 4 feet off the ground, but did not expect to find her where I did. If it weren't for my silent moping on the computer in her room, I wouldn't have heard her crinkling the paper in the closet. Let this be a testament to the fact that BP's can and WILL climb. Ahhh I'm so relieved. Look where I found her:

Make note of the top right corner of the image on the top shelf.... (ignore the pile of stuff that was thrown in here during my hunt)


Heres a zoom of that image


And under all that crap: "Uh oh... Hi mommy... I wasn't doing anything wrong...."