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    Ive found out what the meaning of life is

    I've been awake for over 48 hrs now without closing my eyes for longer than the time between eye blinks, which I seemed to have stopped doing some time ago apparently. Turns out the microwave was emitting this strange fuzzy color, yellowish pink in hue, and it required me to have constant visual surveillance, my retinas focused like a laser beam on the lead mesh shielding of the door, for what seemed like 5 or more hours before it revealed it's toxic presence to me. Anyway, not entirely sure how I will fix the broken window in which the cursed microwave did verily take flight. Mayhap I will send the knaves below me to gather bobbles and other oddities from the townsfolk to gain some coin for the blacksmith.

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    rehab clinic notified.

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    Re: Ive found out what the meaning of life is

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    rehab clinic notified.
    Ha! Poor simpleton! Doth thou nary a realize I am protected behind not one and not two but THIRTEEN barriers that will send your mercenaries on a marry goose chase across vast distances?
    Old time herper, first time snake owner

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    Only thing I remember from the movie Thor is when he smashed the coffee cup on the ground and asked for another!

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    You have a disagreeable air about you, knave. Leave me.
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    Nay, I left your mother once yuengling, and with deepest regret I must inform you that I am your illegitimate father.

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    Thy speak with the sound of noble's tongue, yet thine words are not but the rabble of commoners. Surely you must have been brought under mine Lord's employ, for mine entertainment! Very well, entertain! If thy refuse, do not hinder my joy making hence forth.
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    Wow guys...drugs much?

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    This newcomer speaks in riddles. Doth thou mean to entrap me in thine words? Ha! Better blooded men than thou have attempted such and alas, all have failed for mine intellect is as vast as the darkened heavens during the season of frost!
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