My girlfriend is just getting used to the idea of me having snakes. I've had past experience with them, but none while I was with her. FYI: She knows nothing of herpetology. Here's 2 conversations that I just found to be just hilarious. Tell me what you think . . . .
#1 (Sitting on my bed looking at my terrarium)
Girlfriend(inquisitive face) - "So how long do those things live?"
Me(smile) - "25 to 35 years if I'm lucky, and take good care of them"
Girlfriend(surprised face/jaw dropped) - "So I guess I better get used to them pretty quick?"
Me(bigger smile) - "Yeeeeep, cuz they're not goin anywhere anytime soon"
LOL guess you had to be there.
#2 (Walking around Petsmart together)
Me - "Oh crap I almost forgot, I gotta get some mice" (frozen mice, snake food, duh right?)
Girlfriend - "Really?! Mice?! You're getting moooore animals?! You don't have room for another cage or tank in your room!"
Me - "No hunny, I need to feed my snakes"
Girlfriend - "Huh? What do you want mice for then?"
Me - "To feed to the snakes"
Girlfriend - "You're kidding right? I thought the snakes ate crickets"
Me -
TheSnakeGuy
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