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    Redneck Love Poem

    This went around work today. So funny I had to share.

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    Susie Lee done fell in love,
    She planned to marry Joe.
    She was so happy 'bout it all,
    She told her Pappy so.

    Pappy told her, Susie gal,
    You'll have to find another.
    I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
    But Joe is yo' half brother.

    So Susie put aside her Joe
    And planned to marry Will.
    But after telling Pappy this,
    He said, 'There's trouble still.'

    You can't marry Will, my gal,
    And please don't tell yo' mother.
    But Will and Joe, and several mo'
    I know is yo' half brother.

    But Mama knew and said, my child,
    Just do what make yo' happy.
    Marry Will or marry Joe;
    You ain't no kin to Pappy.
    *****************************

    Kinda brings a tear to yer eye, don't it!
    Last edited by MasonC2K; 09-17-2012 at 04:19 PM.
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    Re: Redneck Love Poem

    Oh dear haha!

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    Re: Redneck Love Poem

    Lol that's no poem that's a true story here in Ohio. Lol
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