I just need to get this off my chest.

[heylookitsjon]

Hi, my name is Jonathan, and I am...

A Ball Python Addict.

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Seriously, I spend my days trawling through these forums, other forums, WoBP, Kingsnake ads, CL ads. I spend hours playing with the morph calculator. I dream about ball pythons.

I only have 3, but I want more. I want to die the crazy snake dude. I want to be a legend in my home town for the snakes I have and the snakes I produce.

I have a problem.

And I don't intend to get help for it!

Thank you, that is all.

p.s. Here's my little pinstripe boy Vinnie. Ain't he the cutest?!

[meowmeowkazoo]

Vinnie is adorable.

[Sama]

Nice boy. I dreamed about them last night, one of my ball python eggs hatched out a Siamese rat... It was a little weird, but in my dream I got my pied!

[heylookitsjon]

Nice boy. I dreamed about them last night, one of my ball python eggs hatched out a Siamese rat... It was a little weird, but in my dream I got my pied!

I'm a firm believer in dreams being pretty prophetic sometimes.

So I'll cross my fingers for your siamese rat!!

[Rat160]

Join the club! I got chewed out by the woman the other night for having my buddy over and "talking snakes" for 3 hours. She actually stated she wished I spent less time with snakes and more time with her. I dont think I spend that much time with them but guess she does.

She complains all the time about the snakes, yet interestingly at the show the other day a guy offered me a 400g female clown, and I respectfully declined knowing the girlfriend would slit my throat if I spent 1k+ on a snake. Yet the girlfriend was coughing in the weird way that says your crazy do it. I looked at her and she said we'll take her.

There is hope yet

[heylookitsjon]

I looked at her and she said we'll take her.

There is hope yet

Well there's a keeper! I hope one day I can convince my significant other, whoever they may be, that dropping $1k+ on a snake is a good idea.