"We know, we know. You just won't feel complete unless you share your home with a giant carnivorous snake."
Welp...they got me dead to rights, there, gotta admit.
I just love having ginormous, vicious, killer snakes.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go tease my Dobermann until he rips my throat out.
[Friday nights do tend to be a bit boring, here]
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Or so the Ball Pythons would have you believe.
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