Long read, but wow are they every trying....

I saw an ad for a boston terrier rescue (I have 2), and I enquired about it....same sad results (dude even replied with pics of a dog I'm sure he didn't have). Money Order, and here is the actual email


Thanks for the interest regarding my lovely puppy,am so happy to read from you,how ever i want you to know that i still have Faith with me, and she is currently doing fine,Am currently looking for a caring family for her,am only looking for a caring parent to look after Faith,Faith is AKC reg,vet checked and De-wormed all her shots given up to date, she is Show potential,Current vaccinations,Veterinarian examine,love to play with other pet around her, and also play with her toys and dolls.she adapt fast to any environment she finds her self..

All her papers will accompany her,she is potty trained,safe with kid and other pet, she is 11 weeks old,the reason why am looking for new lovely family for my baby is because i don't really have time to look after her i currently live in apple valley california at the moment with the puppy.but i will be sending her to you via a private pet airline, which will only take some hours for her to be delivered to you, and also she will be with a shipping agent on there way to you.and also i want you to know that you will have to make their delivery payment via Western Union/Money Gram which is $500 including handling's, so i want you to kindly fill out the puppy application below

Puppy Application
There are no wrong answers here, this form just gives us an idea about
your family and how to best you will take proper care of our baby.
1. Do you own or rent your home? If you rent, Does your lease allow pets?
2. How many people are in the home? (please describe your family):
3. Are there children in the home?:
4. Do you have a fenced in yard? If yes,what kind of fence.If no,what
are your plans regarding puppy?
5. Do you have any other pets now?:
6. Have you ever given up a dog to a Shelter or Rescue?:
7. Who will be home during the day with the puppy? Please explain
circumstances with some detail:
8.. How many hours per day will the dog be left alone?:
9. Do you now or have you ever owned this breed before?:
10. Will you require the pup to be shipped to you?: Address or Your Airport?

Fill Out Below

Name:
Address:
Home Phone #:
E-Mail:
City /State & Zip Code:
Cell Phone #:
Nearest Airport:

so i want you to promise me that you will take very good of her as soon as you get her
I hope to read from you

Thanks and God Bless