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08-02-2012, 10:26 AM
#231
You might be a ball python keeper if...
You get to work and check BP.net before logging into any work related applications.
You might be a reptile/fish hobbyist if...
You go to other peoples' houses and mentally rearrange furniture and appliances so you can "decorate" with reptiles/fish.
-Yar 
1.0.0 Albino Black Rat snake(Wafer)
0.0.1 California King snake(Oreo)
0.0.1 African Housesnake(Cupcake)
0.0.1 Honduran Milk snake(Blackjack)
0.0.2 Normal BP(Petey; Twix)
0.0.1 Yellow Rat Snake(Dijon)
0.0.1 Madagascar Speckled Hognose(Granola)[RIP]
1.0.0 Albino Nelson's Milk snake(Candy Cane)
1.0.0 Lesser BP(Creme Brulee)
1.0.0 Mojo BP(Brownie)
0.1.0 Black Motley Corn snake(Anisette)
0.0.1 Pueblan Milk snake[Fostering, Taco Grande]
0.1.0 West African Mud Turtle(Bulger)
0.2.0 Red Eared Slider(Squirtle, Turtwig)
1.0.0 Rat Terrorier(Ranger)
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08-02-2012, 10:31 AM
#232
Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........
if you know the morph list by heart
The only way to shine your light is in the dark...Never let life kill your spark- Crown the Empire
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08-02-2012, 12:16 PM
#233
Registered User
You might be a reptile keeper...
...if your boyfriend names the live rat pups "meat" and "potatos" for the stubborn Dumerils boa that will only eat live.
Damn thing is the ONLY one in the collection that will not transition to f/t.
The collection is growing:
1.0 Dumerils Boa (Khardeen), 0.1 Spider Ball Python (Charlotte), 0.1 Pastel Ball Python (Serenity), 1.1 Mojave Ball Python (Atreyu, Starr), 1.0 Black Pastel Ball python (Vader), 0.1 Enchi Champagne Ball Python (Monroe), 1.0 Enchi Ball Python (Apollo), 1.0 Citrus pastel yellowbelly ball python (Mellow Yellow), 1.1 Fire ball pythons (Fuego, Pele), 0.1 Pinstripe ball python (Vera), 1.0 Pastel Calico ball python (Monty the python), 1.0 X-Gene ball python (Wesley), 0.1 Butter X-Gene ball python (Buttercup), 0.1 Bumble Bee ball python (Honeycomb), 1.1 Red Blood Pythons (Armond, Mina), 1.1 Matrix Red Blood Python (no name, Trinity), 0.1 Splotched Sinaloan Milksnake (Lilith), 1.0 Albino Honduran Milksnake (Boros), 1.0 Desert Kingsnake (Crowley- King of Hell), 0.1 Banded Albino Kingsnake (Rhapsody)
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08-02-2012, 12:32 PM
#234
If you name your females after Disney princesses so that your 2 year old daughter will remember there names and love watching them eat.
Pythons
0.1 Harris Line Morelia Bredli (Ariel)
1.0 Afors line Morelia Bredli (Orm)
0.1 Afors X Harris Line Morelia Bredli (Squidge)
1.1 Brisbane Morelia Spilota Mcdowelli (Loki)(Sigyn)
1.1 Maugg Line Morelia Spilota Metcalfei (Rapture)(Gloom)
0.1 Normal Regius (Rella)
1.1 Apodora Popuana (Odysseus)(Calypso)
0.1 Aspidites Ramsayi (Octavia)
Boas
0.1 Acrantophis Dumerili (Punzie)
And a bunch of Neonates
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08-02-2012, 02:23 PM
#235
You might be a bp owner if...
You call any part of your house in which you spend an extensive amount of time your "hide box".
Kid: Mom, where's dad?
Mom: In his hide box.
Kid: Where?
Mom: The bathroom reading the paper.
-Yar
1.0.0 Albino Black Rat snake(Wafer)
0.0.1 California King snake(Oreo)
0.0.1 African Housesnake(Cupcake)
0.0.1 Honduran Milk snake(Blackjack)
0.0.2 Normal BP(Petey; Twix)
0.0.1 Yellow Rat Snake(Dijon)
0.0.1 Madagascar Speckled Hognose(Granola)[RIP]
1.0.0 Albino Nelson's Milk snake(Candy Cane)
1.0.0 Lesser BP(Creme Brulee)
1.0.0 Mojo BP(Brownie)
0.1.0 Black Motley Corn snake(Anisette)
0.0.1 Pueblan Milk snake[Fostering, Taco Grande]
0.1.0 West African Mud Turtle(Bulger)
0.2.0 Red Eared Slider(Squirtle, Turtwig)
1.0.0 Rat Terrorier(Ranger)
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angllady2 (08-02-2012),Flikky (08-22-2012)
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08-02-2012, 02:34 PM
#236
You might be a BP owner....
If you're more afraid of mites than bedbugs.
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The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Redneck_Crow For This Useful Post:
angllady2 (08-02-2012),polito (08-04-2012)
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08-02-2012, 02:36 PM
#237
Registered User
You might be a ball python keeper..
if your wife wakes up at night and your naked playing with your ...Ball's / Snake 's  and she yell's Put that thing AWAY !!!
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08-02-2012, 03:04 PM
#238
Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........
....if you've ever wondered what it would be like to eat a meal that was 15% of your own weight.
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08-02-2012, 04:08 PM
#239
 Originally Posted by Fidget
....if you've ever wondered what it would be like to eat a meal that was 15% of your own weight.
....yum
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08-02-2012, 06:42 PM
#240
Registered User
Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........
If your sitting in your room on BP.net reading this thread, in sted of being out side enjoying the once in a life time seattle sun ><
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