Wow... Just wow... Gotta love these uppity know it all types.
The folks here are just trying to help and all you want to do is blame it on something else and use your subtle sarcasm. The folks who have responded, like LGray and BallsUnlimited are very respected in this hobby and they know what they are talking about. I doubt anyone with any lick of knowledge here will disagree with their advice. You can ignore the advice of the folks here have given you and all that will happen is it will end in the suffering and most likely the untimely death of your snake. People with your attitude are what gives us reptile keepers a bad name.
But if you want a second opinion, ask the same question on any respectable forum or call any respectable breeder and ask them.
Here, I will help.
www.faunaclassifieds.com
www.kingsnake.com
www.albinonile.com
www.bhbreptiles.com
www.coldbloodedaddiction.com
www.richsballpythons.com
I could go on all posting links to breeders and forums for advice, but honestly, I think it will all be in vain.