Quote Originally Posted by Skiploder View Post
Yawn.

I've also heard that if you fart and sneeze at the same time, your eardrums will rupture.

It's never happened to me, because I am careful to only fart, then sneeze but I worry about all those irresponsible parents who feed their children foods high in polysaccharides.

In one case, a young child with a head cold ate a whole jar of sauerkraut and is now deaf. True story, I know the friend of the second cousin who plays cribbage with local parent of the kid it happened to.