Was checking a stray dogs collar to see what the tags said and it spooked and took off with my finger in the collar. Dislocated, fractured off a chip of bone and tore all the tendons in it. Best part was I thought that ibuprofin would take care of the swelling and I couldn't get the bottle open so I CHEWED it open while my husband was on his way home from work to take me to the hospital.
After surgery I got to walk around with a pin sticking out of my finger for a month.
I've had a couple minor concussions and some wicked road rash from crashing my motorcycle a time or two. Thank god for gear or it could have been much worse. Busted a thumb snowboarding, cut a chunk of my left pointer finger off with a rotary cutter, faceplanted at a gas station and knocked out a few teeth, busted an artery in my foot tripping on the couch and my foot was 3 times its normal size. I'm a walking accident.