Okay so Joe finally convinced them to meet me again and I drove illegally fast to where they said. I waited a while,.flagged down a very confused UPS driver thinking it was them and finally met the right driver.
The box was HOT on the outside. I brought it into my car and started ripping it open. The inside was hot. I'm freaking out worse at this point. I get to the bags and they aren't moving and they're very warm. I cut the male's bag open and looked in. He wasn't moving, I thought he was dead but then he flicked his tongue! I pulled him out and handed him to my somewhat snake-phobic mom who was riding with me from work. His body was very warm and you could tell he was a bit out of it. The female was also very warm and out of it.

We rode home with them on our laps in the AC and they visibly perked up. My mom even let him stay on her lap even though she kinda sucked in a breath every time he moved. She really doesn't like snakes much. Once the little girl perked up she started hissing and nipping at me until I put my shirt over her. She has a right to be pissed.

They're in their tubs now and both seem okay. They're both gorgeous too.

If Joe hadn't finally convinced them to meet me I'm very sure they would have died. Thanks Joe! He continued texting me to make sure I got them too and apologizing for the whole ordeal.

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