I won't, promise.
Lmao! That is possibly the coolest would-be description of me EVER. Goodness, to think of how much awesome-er I would be! My name is Nicole, so Nicoleslaw. My full, rather crack-headed nickname is Coleslaw Kalashnikov and it is the direct result of drunken idiocy I assure you.
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