Not only do I not keep things private, I openly flaunt things you probably don't want to see or care to know about.
Yeah, I'm that guy, you know the one who makes people uncomfortable at dinner parties, yet, seems to get invited every time!
You know why?
Because secretly, you want me at that party stirring up the pot, you want me telling dirty jokes and daring your guest to do flaming tequila shots, you want me to start showing off my tattoos so everyone will follow suit, you want the night to end with discarded articles of clothing all over the back yard......uh umm, perhaps I've said too much.
Guilty pleasure? Disco.