There are bowls of water everywhere.
However, the walls open to the outside where a puddle forms from the downspout every time it rains.
The black snake drinks there.
For whatever reason, there is no water in the drip pan under the fridge.
At the moment, the root cellar is dry but I have no way of telling what's going on under the part of the house where the kitchen is.
The toilets don't 'sweat' and the lids are down.
I have no idea what, if anything, he's drinking.
I'm starting to despise this house.
I'll set my feeder mouse tank on the floor, just in case he decides to prefer the tame white ones to the red wild ones.