I honestly have no clue what you said other than you jumped out of bed when you realized that the blanket was fleece.
I'm surprised june bugs are a common phobia. Seems like a lot of people here are freaked out by them. They are definitely annoying with their clumsiness and dive bombing. Can't say they freak me out, though. I just laugh at them when their failed dive bombings end with them spazzing out on their backs trying to right themselves.