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Fixed it hours ago. 
#AugustusGloop
And by the way, not that either one of them is the least bit funny, but Bill Engvall is the "Here's Your Sign" redneck, not Jeff Foxworthy.
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Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
 Originally Posted by RyanT
Fixed it hours ago. 
#AugustusGloop
And by the way, not that either one of them is the least bit funny, but Bill Engvall is the "Here's Your Sign" redneck, not Jeff Foxworthy.
They are for those who have a sense of humor.
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Yep, definitely...A dry, dull, lame, boring sense of humor.
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Given that you habitually put rats down the toilet, I think it would be fair to call your judgment into question on just about anything, comedians included.
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Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
 Originally Posted by RyanT
Yep, definitely...A dry, dull, lame, boring sense of humor.
I could not possibly agree more with this...
You might be a redneck...yuck yuck yuck...uggggg....I cringe just thinking about it....
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Its gunna be really awkward years down the road when whoever owns your house next goes to replace the septic tank. They bring in the backhoe and start breaking it apart then theyll be like, "Wait holdup one minute, wtf are all these bones in here???" lmao.
And some of jeff/bills jokes are funny but the whole "you might be a redneck if..." is kinda stupid after awhile. Then again, i also dont find Larry the Cable Guy that funny either. His voice drives me up the wall!!!!
EDIT: as soon as i hit submit post that Prilosec commercial with Larry in it came on. Sooooo creepy lol. I was picturing his annoying voice in my head while i was typing then i was actually hearing it. Good to know it was only a commercial and im not completely nuts.... yet
Last edited by Mike41793; 05-27-2012 at 03:53 PM.
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Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
 Originally Posted by RyanT
Yep, definitely...A dry, dull, lame, boring sense of humor.
Dry yes, dull, lame and boring - not in the least (my humor). I got quite a kick out of your story, for example!
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Re: Think I broke my toilet with a rat.
 Originally Posted by RyanT
just sharing my stupid, semi-lazy, risk-taking mistake.
For once we agree on something
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This is the best story I've heard in a while lol i use live food and put them back i.e. the tanks
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