Cracked my head open on the pavement from falling off a horse before I was two and a third degree burn on the inside of my leg before I was three. Don't remember those two, but my parents have told me about them. The worst one I remember was trying to slice my little toe in half with a sword.
My family (on my mom's side) has done a lot better though. My uncle tried to take his eye out by using a spring on the back of a trailer to throw rocks, that same uncle crushed his foot when he crashed his motorcycle and blamed it on my mom's horse, same uncle again tried to 'fly' off a roof when he was drunk (it was on his birthday, too, so they tilted his candles that year), my aunt was kicked in the head by a horse and they said if the horse had shoes on it would have killed her... I know there are more but I can't think of them...
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