Billy the Exterminator rants and wants a fight LOL

[KevTheBoer]

LOL Kevin, and it is as it should be since well Billy was a bug hunter in the USAF which even for our lame branch was the lamest of the lame

Yeah that says a lot about him right there. Watch the Air Force recruiting videos, and all the cool weapons systems you guys have. Everything from ICBM's to F-22's. Jet fighters, missles, drones, M-4's, M-249's, etc...

After extensive psychological, intelligence, and aptitude testing... not to mention close observation by the DI and other members of the training team, the Air Force decided to make the best possible use of Billy and to train him in the most advanced weapons system he could handle.

They gave him a fly swatter. (and not even one of those cool electric ones from the dollar store either!)