...mmmmidget tattooed red head in orange and black pvc corset (Y) Red Head Midgets with tattoos and awesome dress sense are the way to go.
The "DENIIIIIED" part usually gets shouted at me or made apparent by the look on guys faces after that awful laugh of mine. Pretty sure its the laugh that makes the situation awkward.
Snorting is involved.
I feel your pain. I have one of those laughs that just makes other people laugh too. Just at my laugh cuz they say it sounds funny. I dont see it of course hehehe
on a side note, snorting can be rather awkward