Quote Originally Posted by MrLang View Post
Sorry to hear that.


I once slapped a girl in the face with a raw steak. Her reaction made me think it wasn't as bad as you'd expect. Hopefully the same is true for you, now.
I have, in fact, been slapped in the face with a salmon. It's not pleasant at all, was quite painful and left me feeling icky and sad.

And smelling like fish.